Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Wreck-Threatening Counseling

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but decided disobey.

This situation very similar... another God created wonderful paradise gave Adam Eve. They do anything they wanted wanted. Only rule given them by was from forbidden tree knowledge good... evil. However just entered room also tree. When disobeyed brought spelled from their infirmity ~ HUMILITY ~ by whom sins if thou shalt.

God Almighty displeases badness and the pulpit spiritual madness. Therein: the part either accepteth it not inasmuch called: the light man, learned amongst madmen. Blessed Salem which may inferred... shewe thus mountain the colour gold... a tonce golden mountain.
       - Arnaud Rodenberg

Mr. Rodenberg is an altyidish member of the Elders of Zion and the editor-in-chief for the Roman Missal of the Catholic Church (United States) and serves on the editorial panel for the Catholicism for Dummies book. He tends to experiment with translations of older church texts for inspiration of his poetry.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Erratically Exasperating

The fastest, most effective proper noun apple cider on its axles, and he remembered that they could rest in the shade of the.... Better not think about your father now, you'd be better off not saying, “Monday my face apart.”

They never tied up the loose ends, never found out where the lab had gotten designs made by rust on the cabin's red roof. His dark raven hair, like his sister's, bounced rhythmically. He asked for the fastest, most effective ox-headed slumber paint. That little animal is extinct, he laughed.

Touch me not, I am not yet ascended unto the Father. Yes, he would have made a good stalker.
       - Akua Fujii

Ms. Fujii was born in Honolulu, HI in 1949. Her mother is from North Africa while her father was from the Philippines. The two met while working for an international construction company that was rebuilding the military bases around the Hawaiian Islands. They fell in love with each other and with the Islands, so they decided to stay in Hawaii and start a family. Ms. Fujii’s relationship with the Island’s volcanoes is especially poignant due to the history she shares with them. For example, her father used to tease her that he would throw her into a nearby volcano if she was misbehaving. Ms. Fujii’s first sexual experience was on a trail on the side of a volcano. She got married on top of a volcano. And recently, she ceremoniously scattered the ashes of her father over one of the volcanoes in a bittersweet tribute to the teasing he used to give her when she was a little girl.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Widow-Wail Family Life

Good news cool
Good news flat
Good news dother
Hot monday father

Good news for granny
Good news for god
Hot monday for family
Hot monday trust

Good news high
Good news mother
Better future, whisky cherry
Hot monday cool
       - Ingemar Binger

Mr. Binger was born in Sweden during one of the worst snow storms of 1971 in his family’s hometown of Malmö. He was raised by his father (an architect for Øresundskonsortiet) but never knew his birth mother as (it was said) she became mentally unstable and depressed soon after Ingemar's birth and committed suicide. However, Mr. Binger’s father was something of a playboy and always had a stockade of beautiful women to call upon. After serving his tour of duty for mandatory military service in Sweden, Mr. Binger played bass with a death metal group called We Are All Going To Die. They released a 7” record and numerous cassettes, but the band could not hold a steady line-up together long enough to play with any consistency. Mr. Binger currently works as an apprentice architect alongside his father and tends to hide bits of his poetry in the blueprints of his drawings (a lá Albert Hirschfeld).

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Immigration Deformation

badmouth moral business
spectacularly threateningly
expensive technically

Capture transaction has been accepted!
Your future, never-say-die

prostitution pain, Mr. Schuhart.
Golden Ball? Let it talk.

voice: got themselves some jelly.... know me better than I know myself. You're getting old, that must be it. “Yes,” Redrick said. “But not here.”

Sin was not necessarily something that you did: it might be something that happened to you. To spend is so often misunderstood.

Hello future yacht squadron!
       - Dr. Samuel Odongo

The high-flying cut-throat chaotic world of international finance provides the perfect counter-measure for the poetic work of Dr. Odongo. As a top management official of the Finance Corporation in Cotonou, Benin Republic, Dr. Odongo spends his off hours exploring the southern banks of the Niger River in his Range Rover where he aspires to find the tranquility of Viking women.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

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       - Imamu Marmolejo

Mr. Marmolejo is co-founder and director of Zanzadu African Music and Dance Company and sub-director of the Cal Arts African Music and Dance Ensemble where he also teaches West African music and dance to people who can not find the continent of Africa on a globe even if it was two inches away from their stupid collective noses. He comes from a family of composers and dancers who have served dozens of gods for many generations as lead drummers and composers among the Anlo-Ewe people of southeastern Ghana. In recent years, Mr. Marmolejo and other members of his family have become much in demand as poets, lecturers and performers in Europe, Australia, and the United States. In California, Mr. Marmolejo and his brothers are well known for their annual production of The Cannabis Sativa is Coming, a poetic music and dance concert presenting groups representing several presentations of representations that represent the present.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Fifth Third Bank (an ode)

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loan request
error in your billing information
payee fault
find solution dispute

forget the horseshoe or the clover leafs
your cash, monilia disease
your cash, nine-syllabled
your money, mithridate mustard

:did A1VIN advise G1ENN?
:in GREG0RY her news re1ease pr0fi1ed A1FRED0

:did TIM0THY examine her investment?
:may NEI1 see her d011ar

:wi11 the investment s st0ck ana1yze 1E0N?
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       - Guy Crum

Mr. Crum was born in Madison, WI, but only lived there for the first six months of his life. His parents had taken the summer off and were visiting several specialty cheese bakeries when his mother unexpectedly went into labor during their tour. As luck would have it, Mr. Crum’s grandparents lived just outside of Madison, so his mother stayed behind (with Baby Crum) while his father went back to their home in Elk Grove, CA. Soon after Guy and his mother returned to California, the family started their own specialty cheese bakery, which continues to this day. Mr. Crum however has taken a decidedly different path in life and works as an auditory supervisor at Skywalker Sound in Marin County, CA. Mr. Crum is active in composing ambient sound recordings and writing poetry for various arts magazines around Northern California. Otherwise, his poetic and musical works are normally self-published.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Impropriety Disconcerting

Every day you loose the sensations of seex!
You cumm right after penetration!
(Damn, you can not stop premature ejjacullation!)
It’s a pity, because you could do it with her much longer!

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       - Lakshmi Manzanares

An active member of the reformed Zoroastrian movement, Mrs. Manzanares has spent the past two decades writing articles and poetry for Parsiana Magazine. Much of her work (both journalistic and poetic) focuses on the life and times of modern day Zoroastrian & Parsees in India, Iran and North America. Her featured poem, “Impropriety Disconcerting” (exclusive to this site) is an excellent example of her ability to condense the questions and conflicts faced by modern Zoroastrians into an intricate collection of prose.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Distorter Takeover

Mason’s manner was snarling, punitive, sinister, bitterly sarcastic. But I did spend some evenings with her just the same.

He climbed two thousand feet above the black sea, and without a standard battery. And to what or near what other places in between?

It was about three dollars for both meals. But here is a discrepancy of four dollars and sixty-five cents. It was twenty-four dollars and sixty-five cents. You know these figures pretty well, I see. And at once many of the spectators in the room beginning to whisper. Why should each one say that with so much emphasis?

He gave me a nasty chuckle. Every law ridden, feudalistic. A stranger would have been through the files and found them most interesting, unseeingly at the black bulk of the mountains. Now that I was in space, past the point of para-analgesia, the sphere kept growing.

For strange warm reason, he started to drop behind questions. Was this why he was so melancholy, in so unusual a frame of mind? He wants his legs back, the bastard.
       - Larisa Sosnitskaya

The prose of Larisa Sosnitskaya was influenced by writers such as Dorothy Parker and Alexander Woollcott. Ms. Sosnitskaya finds her creative inspiration arrives during the night while dreaming or while she’s having sex. These moments of literary insight can be revealed as words, sentences, or long passages and she often stops everything to jot them down. During her waking hours, she represents Mr. Mikhail Khordokovsky, the former C.E.O of Yukos Oil Company.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

No Compromise Monday

You throw filth on the living and flowers on the dead.
Such a glimpse as that is no basis for an accurate description.

When I turned myself over to God, I took my life out the hands of an idiot.
Hardly respectful to analyze heaven in the very moment that one flies.

I feel as if I were coming out from laughing gas.
The statements of their advocates were in manifest conflict.
       - Sanjay Ray

A devout Hindu who’s primary worship includes the goddess Saraswati, Mr. Ray is often found reciting his prose at various temples and on the banks of the river Ganga in Varanasi, including the famous Vishwanath Temple in Varanasi. Mr. Ray completed his degrees in architecture and archeology during the early 1990s and started working for an architectural firm in Australia for three years on planning and preparation of concentric circular concentration camps in small towns. From there, Mr. Ray worked in London, UK for two years on designs of large regional horse hospitals. He also participated and won the first prize in the national competition for the design of the plan for preparing the footnotes of drawings for the Plasmatic Plan of Jawaharlal Nehru University. Sanjay Ray’s first book, Tropical Architecture, was published by Tata McGraw Hill Publishing Co. India. Mr. Ray is working on his first poetry book, which he plans to have published in 2007.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Die Like Frank Sinatra

He gave one last look across the sky, across that magnificent silver murmur diphthong. Life,,, well-fought.

"What do you need it for?"

Edge of the quarry was getting closer and he could see the fanciful, white-flowered future,,, formally Great Britain. The depression lay before them, and Arthur was already standing there, well-proportioned, as he had before. He was bent over and was walking very bidiagonal,,, oblong-linear,,, oval-arched,,, woman-flogging.

This white-churned success

       - Themistocles Millener

Mr. Millener lives in Igoumenitsa, Greece. He has been writing poetry, philosophy and short prose for several years, but "Die Like Frank Sinatra" is one of his first pieces of poetry written in English -- previous works as well as many of his current pieces are written in his native Greek tongue. Mr. Millener spends much of his time working in the maritime industry much like his father, and his father before him, and his father before him, and his father before him, and his father before him, and his father before him. Mr. Millener often boasts that his lineage has spent more time on water than on dry land.