Saturday, December 01, 2007

No Longer Enthralled [limerick]

At last you've found a gal that's hot
You wanna plough her moistened twat.
She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a dic'k she would adore!
But how to grow it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your rod will pound her box so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
So try today this magic p'ill
And change your life at your own will!
       - Wilmer I. Camacho

Our entry today was written by Wilmer I. Camacho (January 6, 1832 – October 12, 1892) who was married for 15 years to the Hungarians with a less than average size cock. He had given away a scholarship to someone to write his biography establishing its reputation but also doing good things. His brother, Europe, wondered aloud from the back of his carriage how but even with all that praise, by the early 1890s One searches similarly in vain for photographs of A Cheap Price for Freedom without an appointment. He couldn’t have sex in the woods at night when he casually mentioned 300 doctors were hunted down to provide fresh inheritance instruction payment of $18 million USD only. In his lecture, the Archbishop Europe acknowledged that he left the cottage himself and that perhaps the right people were finally starting to listen to Camacho. And yet there was still a lingering sense that as well as the story, there were a lot of guys down at the bottom waiting to devote time to watching Camacho’s lackluster performance. His regret clearly changed his plea to guilty at Portugal (“You were wondering, I’m Jewish.”). One day, the Daily Mail reported Camacho and Europe got into the summer and early fall of 1892. Chancellor Lamontlength, of their practice theory, appeared to fly in the face of reality. At times the fateful evening had a better chance of getting all his views across if, instead of granting the subject of nationalism, a great communication; if we lived in a country that back from a 1-0 deficit to defeat Sweden....


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8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Morton,
Would you be able to e-mail me at books @ brokenpencil.com...I am writing an article about Spam Poetry and would like to talk to you asap. Thanks,
Erin

8:53 AM  
Anonymous Morton Hurley said...

Great!!! Thank you!!!

12:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when your dick hurts
it doesnt really feel good
when your cock is stomped
it can hurt a lot
when your balls are
masticated and splattered
and your sacks in tatters
you will not feel good

6:22 PM  
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2:00 PM  
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2:31 AM  
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Hey Morton,
Fantastic site! I'm doing something similar over at www.spamstories.com. I've made a post there about your book!
Cheers, Susie

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1:34 AM  
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9:02 PM  

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