bitter

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       - Don Hertzfeldt

these spoems were composed by mr. hertzfeldt in 2004 and are an example of his finest, most illuminating work. according to mr. hertzfeldt, “i know nothing about computers. mine is a little glowing magic box. don use rock and stick. fire bad.” mr. hertzfeldt spends his days (and many late, late nights) watching grass grow.