No More Trips To The Post Office

huge axial
  overdue notice

upward silver-plated
  warning

your luxury
  rosy showmanship

cheek disparaging
  inferiority complex

stripe
  well sprayed

enormous coproduct
  affairs

vast bandstand
  large afternoon

perceptively
  dormitory

corkscrew
  bedraggle

question
  correction

alive
  dissident

soft
  bombings
       - Herodotus Escudero

Very puritanical in his methods for assembling verses of poetry, Mr. Escudero style is certainly one that requires discipline and patience. His first series of poems date back to the mid-1970s when, as a teenager in the mid-west, he attempted to replicate Albert Hofmann's famous bicycle ride. Along his journey, he started to pick out words and phrases on signs that he passed, which made for an amusing series of sentences… and thus, his poetic style was born. These days, Mr. Escudero takes the same approach to his spam messages by scanning the inbox for short bursts of text to string together. As of this publication’s date, Mr. Escudero is busy compiling his works for his first book of collected poems, to be called Clouded Alderwoman Permanence.