Exclamation Hypnotism
Urgent! Important! Got a second?
Tell your boss that you quit!
Momentous note. You must to read.
Gotta second for me? Weighty letter.
Overwhelmingly important letter.
Buy extra time and forget your fears…
you can make delicious paella!
Serious note. You should to read.
Essentially important letter.
Want to cure yourself?
Give me 2 sec of ur time
Urgent email! Overwhelmingly important email!
Been saved lately? Don’t get left behind
Urgent statement! You require to read.
Urgently to you! This is Aaron Neville
PLEASE, I NEED YOUR URGENT HELP
Thanks for 5 sec of ur time
- Iestyn Coakley
Ms. Coakley (formerly Mr. Lee Warmer) no longer writes poetry as she converted to the Amish lifestyle and disappeared from the public eye about 12 years ago. It is believed that Ms. Coakley lives in Holmes County, Ohio, but this rumor has not been confirmed. Finding her work, as well as the work of her former identity, is truly a challenge among obscure poetry collectors. Our site gained permission to use “Exclamation Hypnotism” from Ms. Coakley’s parents who wish to remain anonymous.
posted by Morton Hurley at 10:13 PM
3 Comments:
Dear Mr. Hurley -
Your poetry is beautiful. Thank you for sharing your artistic vision with the rest of humankind. Who knew there was such beauty hiding within our bulk mail folders?
Wow! Thanks Jen.
I agree with you in that I think the spam poets of this age are the unsung bards of linguistic craftsmanship... the lonely hearts of the material world... the suffering succotash on the plate of earthly delights... the... the... well. I believe you understand.
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